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Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.
I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.
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The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!
It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.
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the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.
this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.
i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.
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A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
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its a very prestigious school but then there was a very tramatic experience in the school.
During July, There was a murder at the school, it is damm sad 😔😔
“bro you want to go to river valley secondary school ah?”
“ya”
“remember to check your corners ah”
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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
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A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.
The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.
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