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Maltby

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

Saw about 10 crackheads in a corner driving through Maltby the other day.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 26, 2021


Maltby

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by Anonymous October 29, 2003

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Maltby

the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

I used to live in this tiny town and would argue to my dad because he said its not really a town. but it is. Maltby is deffinately a town

by kayci lynn tanner April 14, 2011

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maltby

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive

maltby? what a shit hole

by maltby sucks July 25, 2008

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Maltbied

When an individual is removed from an online thread simply by staring up a new thread without said person. First known application: Facebook.

"Why isn't Bruce on this thread anymore?"

"Oh, he started sending creeptastic private messages to people, so he got Maltbied."

by double major in snark June 13, 2008


Maltby lorry

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?

He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

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Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

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