When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law
Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears
When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.
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To fight
Before the fight started, somebody shouted, “tear the club up!”
The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having
Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.
A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.
Gabriel's scrotum tear was so bad his balls fell out!