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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 07, 2016


Ocean Tears

1.The pain you feel when you try to hold back tears.

2.A weeping cry that relieves pain.

Abby: "What's wrong, are you okay?!"
Xavier: "Feelin' Ocean Tears rn."

by Squiidgy June 23, 2021


Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011


Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.

We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.

by <34DD April 07, 2015


Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)

The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.

by MinistryOfDEW November 27, 2021


Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017


tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020