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The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
dug eatin' beans whippet breaves midnight roast hog spit egg sandwitch
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A thumb test is when you stick your thumb in a girls mouth.. If she sucks on it, it means she wants your friend to join in. If she spits it out, it means she does not.
You passed the thumb test bro, hop in.
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In order to find a responsible adult, all you need to do is look into their fridge and freezer, and check if they regularly changes the baking soda. The baking soda is used to absorb odors, and it's supposed to be changed every month. If you peer into someone's fridge, and they got a baking soda in there, and it's dated from like, a year ago, then you know they aren't even trying.
This is the tried-and-true method to figure out if someone is even worth being friends with, let alone date. It's the ultimate shit test, most people fail, so that's something you gotta watch out for. Now this isn't always a deal-breaker, but it's a red flag. Let me tell you, if you need a reason to start judging people, then this is a good place to start.
Me: "Yeah, she was cute and all, but I noticed she didn't past the baking soda test. She's seven months behind, I bet she doesn't even change her smoke alarm batteries, house basically a death trap"
My friend: "Dude what the hell is wrong with you?"
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Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!
Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!
My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!
Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!
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A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.
I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!
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someone who is stupid but uses the excuse that they are just bad test takers to give the illusion that they are smart
Sarah is a bad test taker because she's a dumb bitch
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Man I really need to take this (The FitnessGram Pacer Test) in order to pass class.
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