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Marios is the kindest, funniest, smartest guy you will ever meet. He is a trustworthy person who will welcome you with open arms and who will appreciate you for who you are. Marios is a great listener and is always a gentleman, he will go out of his own way to make you feel special. He is the right person to turn to for advice and is always open to have deep conversations. If you ever get into a relationship with a Marios, never let go.
You are dating Marios? What a lucky person.
(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying
I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario
Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.