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When a mexican drives an astro van the van is called a burrito
"Yo how did adam get there"
"He drove the burrito"
taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.
Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.
A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters
Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!
A Burrito is someone who has many friends like a Crustina and they like to hang around tables at school. Specifically, tables numbered four. That sounds really random but it has been scientifically proven by me.
Me: Who is that over there on table number 4
Crustina: IS THAT BURRITO
The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice
The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.