A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer
I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them
Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
Something that ethan really likes to hide in
I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot
It's something that carries the clothes.
Gotta put this on the closet, damn it! I fell and it all unfolded! Guess i gotta do this again.
What your bro Ryan has not come out of yet.
You:hey Ryan are you part of the lgbtq+.
Ryan: ...
You:oh.. still in the closet I see.