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Squirrel Cage

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts

Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!

by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010

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Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

by Wuffageeter May 10, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.

Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!

by Stephanie January 2, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 22, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 21, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

by justAwhiteGIRL January 4, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink squirrel

A blunt weapon or club acquired early in the playstation 1 game "Vagrant Story". It had no particularly spectacular functions. It was a simple looking wooden club which is found within a chest in a part of the game that is not a required part of the story line to explore, thus easily missed or skipped over. It was merely a plain club with a rather unusual name.

You could play Vagrant Story and never find the pink squirrel.

by Elesdee July 5, 2009

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