Too much dip on your chip

Too much dip on your chip means you’re being to much or going to far with what you’re saying

Sasha: I’m going to throw hands with Becky tmr
TJ: Whooooa you got too much dip on your chip

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thou doth protest too much

Overly insistent about something, to the point where the opposite is most likely true.

Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.

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Too much water under the bridge

A term used to describe when too much bad stuff has happened to ever make the situation right again.

We will never get back together after you cheated on me and stole from me. There's too much water under the bridge.

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Too Much Rock for One Hand

A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.

"Duuuude! That Darkness album is frickkin' sweet... it was TOO MUCH ROCK FOR ONE HAND!"

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she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.

Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!

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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

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the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

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