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An app where mentally ill people live.
Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?
Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
The very thing wrong with our society
Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.
Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.
Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!
You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"
"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"
"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."
A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence
Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com
a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled
I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.