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Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 15, 2022


Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence

Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com

by Json1040 June 1, 2022


Twitter

The area between the twat and shitter

I would lick her Twitter

by Nej December 10, 2017


twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022


Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021


Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022


Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023