1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.
1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"
2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.
Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.
Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.
That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.
Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.
That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.
A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...
She won't but, its whatever your in to...
Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush
Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.