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Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.
Cock: A male genitalia
Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.
Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"
Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.
Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!
British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.
X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"
An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.
When you kissed me sexy, you gave my cock a cock spark.
when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy
guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.
The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.