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A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock
Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.
A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.
when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this
What happened to you
I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me
Hahahaha what a dumb ass
like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler
i have epic cock and balls
when your dick is so fucking huge you can start to fly with it people named Nox usually identify as attack helicopters because of how huge and fat there cock is its so fucking huge you need to wear huge ass underwear to fit a huge ass cock like that in your pants
person: damn bro your packing
MeL yeah I have Nox's cock
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The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.
Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."