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What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN
I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.
when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
"Your birthday sex has been declined"
When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!
1. The act of using legation, such as:
Carrots,cucumbers, Bananas, etc. To satisfy a sexual desisire.
Using equipment, lightbulbs and/or heat generating housware..
2. UN-natural and inhumane sexual behavior.
Deplorable sex was caught on camera by a family member.
A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.
My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.
What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.