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April 21 the day where you steal
Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!
Urinating all over a public bathroom but not in the toilet itself
Did you see that McDonald’s bathroom? Someone must have hit if with a Floral nation.
Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)
Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?
November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th
Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day
December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”
Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”
“YES!”