1:11

You know how there's 11:11? This is 11:11, but for the poor souls who are still awake at one in the morning, most likely fighting off insomnia fairies.

Hey! It's 1:11!

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1 in 1000

adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chromosome number 21, in addition to the two that everyone has. This causes Down Syndrome, and some level of retardation.

Did you see that girl hit herself in the face with a hammer? She's 1 in 1000.

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1. wigger

White kid from suburban area that pretends he's a gangbanger from the inner city.

White kids wearing Fubu

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Defcon 1

Drunk, alson see hammered or smashed

Yep, she's reached defcon 1

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Rule #1

Cardio!

Rule #1:Cardio
The Zombies can't eat what they can't catch.

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the richest 1%

Bill Gates (D)
Paul Allen (D)
Steven Spielberg (D)
Ted Turner (D)
Martha Stewart (D)
Oprah Winfree (D)

$$$ And don't forget the Hollywood elite $$$

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Bitch 1

a term used for a bitchy teacher walking around the cafeteria during lunch watching over everyone to make sure they are behaving

Ms. Howser is such a Bitch 1. I hate her so much.

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