Defcon 1

Drunk, alson see hammered or smashed

Yep, she's reached defcon 1

Rule #1

Cardio!

Rule #1:Cardio
The Zombies can't eat what they can't catch.

the richest 1%

Bill Gates (D)
Paul Allen (D)
Steven Spielberg (D)
Ted Turner (D)
Martha Stewart (D)
Oprah Winfree (D)

$$$ And don't forget the Hollywood elite $$$

Bitch 1

a term used for a bitchy teacher walking around the cafeteria during lunch watching over everyone to make sure they are behaving

Ms. Howser is such a Bitch 1. I hate her so much.

July 1

Okay it’s a good day so if you looked up your birthday and it wasn’t there here’s a good definition

Hey what National day is July 1 ?
It doesn’t matter it’s just a good day, wait it’s also Canada day so there’s that

1 times

a californian term for. the police, the cops the pigs. Also called the one's

run it's the ones.

1 2

it means "want to", use to type to chat w/ ppl on yahoo, chatroulette, .....

i 1 2 p = i want to pee :))