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Someone who weighs the pros and cons before master-baiting.
Man I am a master-de-baiter. I knew if i got off then I would be ten minuets late for work... but the pros outweighed the cons.
.... I knew if I got off your mom would walk in... so I decided against it since she hasn't started her period since the last time she caught me.
A person or teacher who puts people in a lot more trouble then what they should actually be in. She is also a bitch who hands out free internal suspensions to people even though they don't they did nothing wrong in the first place.
If u r a Ms De Pauli u hate everyone and give out homework just because u can.
Translate: leather cigar
That's how romanians sometimes refer to penises as a joke, especially black ones.
Friend 1: Vlad said he's going to a club tonight to smoke some cigars.
Annoying guy: Oh, you mean leather cigars?
In romanian:
-Vlad a zis ca se duce in seara asta in club sa fumeze trabucuri.
-Aa, trabuc de piele?
French for "end of the century."
Professors and scholars use this expression in English to sound intellectually superior.
Oscar Wilde is one of the most controversial figures of fin de siècle Great Britain.
-(n.) a fear possessed by straight males of sleeping in a bed with other straight males due to the possibility that while sleeping, one of the males will become aroused and his penis will leap over and attack the other male who is sleeping.
Although Blake did not want to sleep on the hardwood floor, he was overcome with circulo de muerto and would not allow himself to sleep in the bed with Brian.
A feat of strength skill or ingenuity, done with ease.
The California band Toure de Force is a Toure de Force
Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers
Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain