food inhaler

Reffering to a person who eats much too quickly.

wwwooaaahh man! you like ttootaallyy just like inhaled your food...did you even taste it?!

he is SUCH a food inhaler.

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people food

When u got that shit that fucks shit up

Bitch, I got that people food

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fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

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Food Dam.

When you eat a lot of food really fast and before you can begin to digest that food you chug whatever drink you have breaking up the dam of food that is slowly making its way to your stomach.

"Joel is chugging his drink.
He must be breaking up his food dam."

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Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

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struggle food

Ramen noodles and kool aid

I'm low on money, the only thing i have is struggle food. To keep me well fed.

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monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

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