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shit burger

When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.

"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"

by Adam_Cantrell November 18, 2005


Death Burger

A burger, usually bought from a burger van or takeaway that is unhealthy and greasy.

I'm starving, fancy a death burger from that takeawy over there.

by U.D.I United May 16, 2006


In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.

"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"

by creedmoor May 25, 2006


satan burger

1. a theoretical burger that satan makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it.
2. any burger that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although satan probably could and Jesus definately could).
3. A burger that is so hot it makes you question your faith in God.

Ouch! That's a satan burger! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006


Cheese Burger

A "Cheese Burger" is a drug reference, it is when the addict takes both an Upper or Meth-amphetamine such as speed or crank and mixes it with a Downer like morphine or Vicodin. It is usually taken while ingesting alcohol.

It creates a conflicting feeling in the body that most users love and become addicted to quickly.

The reference is attributed to a college fraternity (Theta Xi) from Edinboro University in Erie, PA. This became in the 1990's their "Offical" high of choice.

Yo, bro-septh... you got a cheese burger?!?

by The Taco that ate you April 07, 2011


burger cooch

The torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. After she's digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her vagina could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest McDonald's in some people.

"Dude, I was making out with her in my Z28 when all of a sudden I was like 'oh shit, did I drop a burger in here last night or something?' Then I realized it was burger cooch."

"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."

by don_tardo August 01, 2009


Burger Blast

Vaginal Wind

Flatulence from the vaginal cavity i.e. Burger blast

One day i was eating chicken in a brothel when all of a sudden the lady friend i was accompanying burger blasted a forward tornado.

by Darragh O'Neill May 15, 2010