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Shalt

Shalt is a ship of Shu Kurenai and Valt Aoi from Beyblade Burst

Isn't Shalt great?

by posterolive2018 December 25, 2018

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shalt

Shalt is the material found on a man's taint. It is said to taste like a cross between shit and salt, thus "shalt". The adjective form is "shalty".

Ole girl was gnawing on my taint and got a good dose of my shalt.

by bohits January 28, 2004

12πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shalt

fleshy area between your ball sack and shaft

dude this girl totally licked my shalt last night

by shalt5269 November 3, 2011

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Thou Shalt Not

thou:you
shalt:shall

you shall not ..smth..

Thou shalt not kill

Thou shalt not eat thine own poo-matter (you shall not eat your own poo)

by accidentalgenius September 23, 2013

65πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.

If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the β€œThou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

21πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Shalt

A combination of shit and salt.

The act of eating salty foods, and (ideally diarrhoea) shitting it out next day to get a salty sludge. This is to then use it in small doses to season the food of someone you dislike.

That prick annoyed me so much i shalted his soup!

by Dankdonkeydan August 3, 2021