The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.
A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Cannon: an amazing person
The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.
A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
Rex Grossman, former Chicago Bears Quarterback
He had to face off last week in the super bowl against sex cannon Rex Grossman
A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock
Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy