the big boi who is gonna fuck lauren and then in a loli voice say "oi that was good eh, now make me eh some spagetti" and then go catch a fub on fortnite battle royale in duos with reggie (whos body is quite still ready) on the nintendo switch.
oi did you hear how bryce cooper got that dub?
Pour hiv positive nut into a fresh bottle of whole milk and you will have cooper's cream
Man, this cooper's cream is delicious!
Lee Cooper is Pope Paul's bff :)
Lozza: Hi Paul, how's Lee Cooper?
Paul: He's doing great he's in my wardrobe.
cooper is the sexiest and muscular man there is. he has a massive shlong and the girls love him and he is loved by all. he is also daddy
a gay cunt with curtains who constantly smokes durries and jumps from chick to chick. he’s nice to you only if you shout him weed and sex. he has an addiction to his jawline on his snapchat story and shit talking his fellow peers. although cooper may be very charming to some, he will fuck with your feelings. he’s kinda short tho
“hey ladies, i just got a 30 bag, wanna get high and let me eat you out” - cooper
“oh cooper prior you’re so charming tehe” - ladies
It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
Cooper loves kaelynn more than anything
The Albino Robot Alpaca King. The best fortnite player you'll ever meet in your life. Extremely sussy. Straight af. Best friends with Thomas Chamberlain (a.k.a Big Daddy Bulldozer) and Tim Cormier (Hunk of Man)
Holy Sh*t, is that The Cooper Birch! He is so hot.