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Recent trend found among youths of Anabaptist communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Wisconsin. Affected communities include Amish, Mennonite and Bretheren groups. It is not known whether Bruderhof and Hutterite youth are also engaging in this activity. The act itself involves the clandestine utilization of livestock, primarily cattle, for the purpose of standing, non-seated, riding. The behavior is thought to result from emulation of non-Anabaptist, i.e. "English" or "fancy people," sports such as surfing, skateboarding and snowboarding. Although not dangerous to the animals themselves, there has been a marked increase since mid-2006 in the number of unexplained "falls" by Anabaptist teenagers. In September of 2009 the CDC issued a bulletin that both notified rural healthcare professionals of the alarming trend and provided counseling guidelines.
"Hey Walter, did 'ya hear about Eli Stolzfus?"
"What naw?"
"He was cow surfing last night near New Holland but wiped out so bad that he ended up in Lancaster General."
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New England state, north of Massachusetts. The folk of this state are simple, like cows.
I drove to Cow Hampshire to snag a cheap carton of butts.
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A cow blessed by a high priest
I bless this cow...(as a priest dips him in holy water)
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phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"
Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?
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a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!
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WHen a woman has intercourse or sexual relations with a man and she moves the penis in a jerking gesture just like durring sex a women rubs up and down on the penis to make sperm ejackulate like head, strawberry short cake, or buff or any other type of sex/dick related subjects. The woman moves the penis in a motion like milking a cow!!!
LIke last night i was having sex with Chloe she was milking the cow on me.
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OMG Chloe yesterdayy i milked Joey really hard!
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It has to do with food and Wisconsin, but it is not food, nor is it Wisconsin.
"I heard that Amber's gotten all y'all a SUPER present!"
"What is it, some kind of Disco Cow?"
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