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The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.
After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.
An absent father; a "baby daddy".
I am the ghost daddy of more than 80 children
Gay, super cute, massive, thicc
Give me a piece of that cake Daddy Declan!
*moans* Oh Daddy Declan give me more!!
A person who loves country music
He is such a tractor daddy
no one can resist the sweet succulent juices of daddies pickle
"I need some of daddies pickle" - your mom
The most caring man that Trump and Brian couldn't bring back. He will ask you to tell him your name and something about you. How he addresses you depends on whether you have a gecko, have green hair, clean hands or no birds.
Please bring back daddy Pete.