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Ghost Daddy

An absent father; a "baby daddy".

I am the ghost daddy of more than 80 children

by KarlPilkington June 30, 2017


ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.

Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.

by KarlPilkington January 2, 2016