Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

Did you see the setting?

I swear have you not seen the setting? Setting these nuts on yo face.

Did you see the setting?

Hitler did that

A phrase used to ironically say thats not healthy, nice or straight out outragous,

Ey im gonna start brushing my teeth for 5 minutes now!
Dude you know actually hitler did that for real tho
Yeeeeah suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

WHY DID SHE POT!?

An exclamation from a noob gamer in reaction to an enemy player using a healing potion during a PVP encounter

"WHY DID SHE POT!?" Alexensual yelled after losing a duel to a night elf hunter.

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."