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douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

by idgaflol November 11, 2007

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


la douche

French for "the shower".

OΓΉ es la douche?
(where is the shower?)

by Anaba May 28, 2005

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Douche Monkey

A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.

Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..

by cdogg23 October 23, 2007

71πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Douche Biggalo

Douche Biggalo refers to a man that thinks he can get chicks but in reality he gets fat chicks or none at all. One must first qualify as a douche bag to earn the Douche Biggalo badge. Derived from Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo whose standards are actually higher than a practicing Douche Biggalo.

"Douche Biggalo showed me her phone # but I thought it was her mesurements by the way she waddled over to him in the club."

by killa bsting March 31, 2006

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

by Unflappable May 8, 2006

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


douche bag

1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.

students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.

by fuck you bachman April 11, 2008

77πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.

Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...

by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 8, 2006

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž