Dry season

When it doesn't rain

Wow it's a dry season it hasn't rain for a month

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dry heave

what happens when you drink and smoke pot on an empty stomach, causing you to try to throw up. However throwing up is painful and you usally can't puke up much at all

Me: holy shit I gotta throw up **over toliet**
*gagging noise*
*no sound of puke hitting water*

You: You're dry heaving like a bitch aren't ya?

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dry rub

(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).

(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)

Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.

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Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

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dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

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dry front

another word for illegal immigrant. wet back.

the dry front was trespassing.

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Dry Meal

Eating an entire meal without drinking anything, especially dry food, like buns or something. And then not drinking any water with it.

Guy 1: "I just ate a three course meal!"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"

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