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Him: hey babe would you send me a pic
Her: of my dusty starfish? Sure <3
When a man gets a handjob from a woman with chapped hands and it leaves dandruff-like residue on his penis
Roberta, yo knuckles ashy as hell. Don't nobody want a handjob from you, wind up with a dusty hotdog.
A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.
The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.
He was such a dusty bird always acting like some kind of rich jerk!
A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
Wow look at that bloke, he looks like a dusty thumb!
When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."
"Dusty wagon?"
"She was a dry ride...."
"Ouch."
"Chapped shafts all around bro...."
*tear rolls down eye*
When you bang a girl in the ass so hard it builds pressure and backfires on you.
You just received the chocolate dusty