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If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA
This is a group of people in your English that are ELITE!!! They are better than everyone and everyone knows it. They are smart, hot as hell and everyone is jealous of them. It is hard to be a part of this club, but when you are in..... there is no escape. Even the teachers beg to be a part of this club.
Hot girl 1 - Wow one of the girls from the exclusive English class just looked at me!!!! I can die happy now!!!
Hot girl 2 - OMG you are so lucky, I'm so jealous!!!
WHEN SOEMOME IS HAVJNF A STROK AND DOSSNF KNOW HOW TO SPELL ENHLISH VUT SPELLS IT ENGLISHED
person 1: im so good at englished
person 2: what the fuck
To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture
Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."
When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)
Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!