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During the month of february, whoever you say "Happy February!" to is obligated to send you feet pics.
"Happy February! You know what that means."
"I hate Feet February."
When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d
That sucks my homie sexual friend!
To be proud.
My daughter became a Doctor. I feel ten feet tall right now.
When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos
“Does he have stigmata he’s not even Catholic, no those are karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”
When you have two perfect circles (from carpet burns) that look look like stigmata from doing speedo knee slides to White Snake vocal solos
“Does he have stigmata he’s not no even Catholic, no it’s Karaoke feet he just rips at vocal solos high kicks and knee slides on carpet”
The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"
*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
A person who is easily offended
His tender feet could not take a joke