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When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'
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To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
a phrase meaning to go ahead or go for it or to jump into a hala of kofta.
Eman: I'm gonna make some mahshy
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta
Or
Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta
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An Indian delicacy that is found in between a man's legs. Typically comes in a pair, and is tethered to a cock, which Indians don't eat, since they are vegetarian.
"His kofta's feel so right in my mouth."
Balls, testicles, paneer, curry, koftas
SOMETHING YOU USE FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. MOSTLY USED BY LEBANESE