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On these following dates :
October 2nd
September 15th
December 9th
December 19th
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You must give your girl bff your hoodie no matter what if you wear a school uniform you must bring a hoodie for her and make her wear it during break time and lunch time. You also need to treat her like your girlfriend for 1 week after giving her that hoodie
Give her your hoodie on those dates and after you do that you have to treat her like your girlfriend for a week so hugging,texting and holding hands and make sure she gives you her scrunchies . So make sure you give your female friend your hoodie
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A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
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A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives
Jim:Hey, that chic ranks 7 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Joe:C'mon dude, get a life!
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Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
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see also Cubic Female Dynamics
If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."
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I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.
Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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