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your matt

The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.

"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)

by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


your face

a diss like "your mom"

gay dude: man this shit is gross is it raviolli? spaghetti? or just plain shit?
you: its ur face ugly ass

by deenie June 17, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 7, 2019


your pants

a phrase uttered when the person you are speaking to refuses to cease making yo mama jokes. generally, your opponent will be so confused/surprised/disgusted with your comeback that he/she/it will run away, cursing loudly.

of course, this may also lead to a "your pants" war of words. if that arises, it is best advised to a) run away, b) punch the person repeatedly in the face and run, or c) keep firing back with a combo iof yo mama and your pants statements until they get bored and leave.

1: yo mama likes the cock!

2: your PANTS like the cock!!!

1: o.O *runs away*

2: VICTORY!!! *strikes a pose and walks away*

by ravenofroses March 31, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


stab your brain with your nosebone

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.

"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

by Jarrod April 6, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


your man

Your man is a piece of Irish slang which refers to someone that you are somehow connected with but don't personally know. Its general tone is derogatory but it's not offensive.

Synonymous with the Australian "old mate."

If you saw a drunk person stumbling across the road you could say..."have a look at your man over there" or in a traffic incident....."and your man just drove straight into me".

by XxCaffxX August 11, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your arse

One of those ultimate comebacks, like your mum and your face. Not as commonly used.

A: This smells
B: Your arse!

1: Move outta the way!
2: Your mum!
1: Ya what?
2: Your face!
1: What the hell?
2: YOUR ARSE!

- A situation that actually happened to one of my friends.

by Kitty_1992 May 27, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž