Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

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What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

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Aussie Cheese Fries

Cheesy Fries from Outback Steakhouse that when ordered xtra cheese extra bacon and honey mustard or ranch is an orgasm in the mouth along with a heart attack in one bite

Busser: You gonna order any XX Cheesy fries?
Busser 2: Yea their almost up, dude these Aussie Cheese Fries are fucking amazing!

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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

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Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

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watermelon fried chicken shit

When a huge black guy in the Ghetto takes a giant dump.

Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!

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guys before fries

Guys before fries means guys in a relationship are far more important to girls in a relationship. Because they have dicks and dicks are amazing. *hint* *hint girls*

Girl: guys before fries
Other girls: YES dicks are better

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