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nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".
Non existant.
I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.
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God- The dude with all power and stuff. He has shiney glowy super-being powers.
(The omnipotent being scriptX is mad at because he got herpes from his lover and now can't be accepted among his friends and family. Blames it all on the guy upstairs when he knows its all his own fault.)
"Dude, God just pwnz0r3d me in Raven Shield!"
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When you are sirius about something
random ass nigga: You a pussy ass bitch
You: On god, I'm gunna beat your ass
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A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.
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In Anglo-American Mythology: an entity which has traditionally been male but is more likely female. A mechanism for self defense against disgust - ex 'Oh, GOD!'. A person who is the father of a carpenter. At one time in history, Bill Gates.
God kills a kitten everytime you masturbate.
God doesn't discriminate. She hates mormons and morons alike.
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An all powerful and all seeing being in heaven.
May god himself reach down from heaven just to wipe your ass
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