The word you say when you are surprised, and try to be funny to play off the fact that the supriser scared the crap out of you.
"Boo!"
"Oh Jizz!"
"Ha ha ha ha"
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When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.
Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.
A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz
man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz
To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.
"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"
Some pie but it has a nice surprise for straight females and gay males mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I loooooovvvvveee your jizz pie babe