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A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-
Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
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A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
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To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
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The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
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A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America
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When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.
I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.
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To completely devastate a bunch of weirdos, making them obsessed with you to the point where they desperately try and force a bunch of memes about you to make themselves feel better
Time to Tim Walz these nazi dweebs
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