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Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
A polite reference to someone mainly a woman who sleeps with a lot of men. Or just a way to refer to a hooker.
That girl was so shy in highschool i would have never expected her to end up an orgasm enthusiasts.
When a girl on her period cums.
Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.
Getting pig roasted by two popsicles
“I had a crazy popsicle orgasm last night! The best arctic orgasm I’ve ever had.
When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it
Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism
The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete
“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”
The soulmate orgasm occurs when you are having a increased sexual response with your soulmate to the point that when you orgasm your body has pains in places that has never been before. Example: pains directly in the middle of the forhead resulting in a headache orgasm or body tremors from the male and female. This experience only happens with the soulmate
Baby that sex so good that is the third time this week you gave me that soulmate orgasm