Owen

Owen is short, but kind and likes Geography to much for anyone to live. He is very funny and protective of his hats. If you know owen, cry, because he will make you guess where countries are, but you won't know, but he doesn't care, and he'll JUST KEEP MAKING YOU GUESS

K: Owen made me do geography again... I will cry the next time he does this

P: Haha, that's emo

K:stfu

Owen

A really ugly guy who smells like moldy cheese and often is the ugliest person when they go out, they aren’t very good at sports but make up for that in video games, but, no girls want a guy who wants to play video games for a living, they often are referred to as a mole.

“Owen is so ugly”
“Stupid owen mole”

Owen

I really ugly guy that no girls wants, they often play video games and are relevantly good at them, although they aren’t very good at sports and probably smell like moldy cheese. The animal they relate to are mole rats (dig holes and are a pretty useless animal)

“Ew don’t go for him, he’s a owen”
“Omg owen is soooo ugly”

Owen

Owen is one of the best guys you’ll ever meet in a lifetime. He is a sweet, funny, cool gentleman. He is the best source for good music, which is one of the cutest things about him. Once you meet Owen, you’ll be unable to forget him. Never take him for granted.

Gosh, if only Owen knew how amazing he is.

Owen

The hottest guy you will ever meet. all the girls have a crush on him but he only likes one girl back. a girl named______. all the girls want to have sex with him and he shows off his abs every day. he has sex with his girlfriend and she says its the best sex shes ever had. he always cares for his lover and is almost too big for an XXL condom. he is the most amazing in the bed and sex with him will be the best experience of your life.

"omg owen is so hot"
"ikr i wanna have sex with him i bet his dick is huge"

Owen

The little neek that sits in the back of the room with a toothy smile staring at you.

Bro look at Owen, he's staring right at me man.

owen

A man who will pull bitches but with get roasted on a minecraft date

nigga owen