The act of pooping on someoneβs chest to show how much you like them.
I totally gave Madison a Russian combo after she gave me that bottle of vodka.
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Youβre so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears
Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian
Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!
Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian
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when someone takes their dick bends it up against their stomach and releases it and slaps a girl in the face
EX: Matt gave me an amazing russian catupult
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Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady
She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
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A prank carried out in public, often at the physical or emotional expense of the prankee.
Examples of Russian Pranks:
1) Setting fire to a newspaper someone is reading
2) Pulling a carpet out from someone's feet, causing them to fall
3) Dropping water on someone's head from a balcony
4) Pushing a person standing on a dock into the water
5) Putting a bucket on the head of a sleeping person, then waking them abruptly
6) Throwing a cat into someone's car
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When a girl lays on a bed nude and the man has to run and stick the landing inside of her
yo I just Gave hailey the Russian Missle said Noah
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The act of inserting an small vibrator or dildo in and out the urethra or pee hole
I never thought I could stretch my pee hole to take a small dildo in and out, It felt like a russian cadet
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