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When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle
Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.
"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."
The only person to ever up gary guacamole
Yo susan sausage is legemdary
One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)
Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.
The male version of "side chick".
I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch
Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad