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Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile March 5, 2018


abbott-stain

When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.

see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality

The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.

by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017


Fuck Stain

the cum stain on the ground after it misses your mothers mouth.

"You should've been a fuck stain."

by bilboteabaggins May 20, 2017


Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 March 3, 2012


Slap Stain

The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.

Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Bill: "Yes"

Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face

by Slap'n Cap'n October 6, 2016


yellow stain of shame

Yellow paint, in bottles or balloons, containing human urine, thrown in protest at the scene of police beatings, police shootings, and police speed traps in order to warn the public of these police activities.

Those pigs get the yellow stain of shame

by Muley101 September 3, 2015


Main shit stain

Your closest jit

He my main shit stain

by 2titties December 27, 2022