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american horror story

a tv series that is like watching a horror movie every season, with 9 seasons. said seasons are:

1 Murder House
2 Asylum
3 Coven
4 Freak Show
5 Hotel
6 Roanoke
7 Cult
8 Apocalypse
9 1984

8/10 on IMDb, "I love american horror story! it is my fav show since i finished scream queens, it is all i ever see anymore. my favorite seasons has got to be 1984 and cult!"

that said i highly recommend watching ahs if u have not!

by val soot July 4, 2021

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Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 14, 2018

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Motherfucking story time

Taylor Kornoelys tik tok account

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

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story so far

dude, go buy it NOW!

the cat peed on my sleeping bag it smells like piss

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

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Share Your Story

A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.

Share Your Story saved my life

by Story Teller July 2, 2013

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lesbian sex story

lesbian sex story part 1

lesbian sex story 1:

i had just got home from the gym, and i saw my roommate watching some TV. β€œheya”,i said. β€œhey girl”
after washing my hands and face, i poured myself a lemonade and went to watch with her. by the time i got to the couch, the lemonade was half done. i set the lemonade on the table and lay down on the couch, my head on her lap. it was at this time i noticed that she was only wearing a silk robe, no bra and panties. i looked up and saw her boob. i grabbed one and started massaging it with my hand. eventually, i put it in my mouth, and she moaned. i kept at this and i felt her pussy wet on my hair. she then stopped me and said it was her turn, so she flipped
me around and started eating me out through my yoga pants. when i was about to cum, she stopped and stripped me down. she then took off her robe, and she mashed my crotch on hers, in a scissor. then, i reached for her pussy, and we 69d till squirting point. we both squirted into the lemonade, and then i poured some into her pussy and drank that, and she did the same for me. we then went to the shower, pissed on each others faces, and went to bed. we 69d until we both fell asleep. in the morning, my roommate woke up first because of a work meeting she had to take online, but i was still really horny. while she took her meeting from the couch, i made her sit on my face for the whole hour, and i worshipped her pussy every second of it. part 2 soon ;)

by imcrazywidit October 26, 2023

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Cool Story Bro

cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying.

cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"

csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .

but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .

person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"

by oneamazingmotherfucker July 20, 2011

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