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Guy: Hey Guy 2 have you played men of war assault squad ?
Guy 2: Yes its really amazing
Men of war assault squad 2 is a online video game that has a singleplayer campain and multiplayer you can play as germans usa british japanese and soviets
A typical annoying phrase that is said repetitively by Cameron to give everyone the shits.
Cameron: Hem Ene Men eh!!!
Everyone: Cameron SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clash Of Clans Moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!
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X-Men: First Class is a 2011 American superhero film directed by Matthew Vaughn and produced by Bryan Singer, based on the X-Men characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The fifth installment in the X-Men series, the film acts as a prequel for the original X-Men trilogy, being set primarily in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. It focuses on the relationship between Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erik Lensherr (Magneto), and the origin of their groups—the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, respectively. The film stars James McAvoy as Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Lensherr, leading an ensemble cast that includes Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Nicholas Hoult and Lucas Till.
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.
Erik Lehnsherr: (before Charles uses Cerebro for the first time) What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been a lab rat. I know when I see one.
(about the Class going into action)
Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...
Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.
Erik Lehnsherr: (Shaw's mind is frozen by Charles) If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother. This is what we're gonna do.
Professor Charles Xavier: No. Please, Erik, no.
Erik Lehnsherr: I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin. One.
(moves the coin at Shaw's head)
Professor Charles Xavier: Please, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: Two. Three.
(Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet)
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships who are just following orders.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
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it means that the author of a fanfiction will in fact die if you point out a grammar or spelling mistake they made in their story
(if the author is not a man , they will proceed to trans their gender and then die)
-author: "no beta we die like men"
-author: "also youre mom is hot"
-you: "its your not youre"
-author: *proceeds to die*
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Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.
Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"
Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"
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1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.
3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.
8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.
9. Bring a condom. You never know.
10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.
“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
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