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A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex
I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.
epic neck lady ig
person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond
person B: yeah lol
A gay space rock made of light.
She's the giraffe of the the great diamond authority.
Yellow Diamond: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EARTH?
Peridot: APPARENTLY MORE THAN YOU, YOU CLOD!!!!!!!!
Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.
You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.
When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
when you are listening to sweet caroline and the song stops before the best part.
nothing but a case of neil diamond blue balls