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A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.
Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me
Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
An actor from Numb3rs. Plays Special Agent Colby Granger.
Extremely sexy. A hella hot cop, too.
1: Did you see Dylan Bruno in Numb3rs last night?
2: Yeah! He was so sexy in his bullet-proof vest!
A hot boy who is very sexy. He is so attractive that he attracts magnets
Keep that magnet away from him he’s a Dylan Koch
Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks
Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
One smexy fella
“Can I be you”
“Weird flex but ok”
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
“I wish I was Dylan Ross”
Can I be him
10👍 5👎
perfection. The hottest man alive. Likes to decapitate alpaca's which is cool. Is an actual person, so y'all non-believer's can join the cult right now. Smart, talks cute, and very charming. Follow him on @Dylan.Kroft on Instagram ;)
4👍 1👎
Dylan Crawford would be BEST friends with a girl named Taylor. She’s very hawt and soooo pretty. She will steal your hoe. So ladies watch out!! She’s also crazy and loves pps. Her catchphrase with her best friend taylor would be “my daddy’s big albino pp plant”
Dylan Crawford is adored by all bois
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
4👍 1👎