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Where more effort is used, just to be lazy.
Instead of trying to pull the tv remote close to you with a broom handle, why not just get up?
Naa, im just using lazy effort.
. I.e. trying to complete a task in a way that needs more effort, just to be lazy.
E.g. jumping to get something off the top shelf instead of getting the chair.
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
When a girl just lays with her legs spread just waiting for sex.
Jane was just a lazy kitty when her boyfriend wanted sex.
When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.
Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold
The term used to describe a lazy peace of shit who can’t be asked to do anything, that always copy people’s work and don’t do stuff for other people.
That guy was a lazy Lopez for not wanting to help me!
When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.
Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.