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The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free
John reunited his love through Okafor's law
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How it works:
If you came to my
house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape
your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,
and then I would force you, because being in a
'free country' doesn't mean you can ****
around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not
apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but
not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the
press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to
the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in
the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the
press, and this server is somebody's property.
That means that whatever you do, you have to
abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A
you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment
applies to the government, you can't take a
person on the street to court for violating your
first ammendment rights.
...
Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law
This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
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When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.
Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
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The phenomenon of selling an item in Counter Strike only for it to begin rising in price shortly after it has sold.
"Hey did you see the price of the M4A4 Daybreak"
"fucking babz law man, i sold mine 2 weeks ago"
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similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male
girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy
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Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.
Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.
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To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws
On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.
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